Dagon Crow - 8:27pm: what does that actually say?
Qymm Phyton - 8:47pm: Ыуад, что черт возьми, он сказал? Я должен был купить микрофон
Nidia Masters - 04/14/2018: we know whos boss
Nidia Masters - 04/14/2018: ALL HAIL QUEEN QYMM
Qymm Phyton > HEY NEWBEANS JOIN MY FLEET AND JOIN US IN VALHALLA
Qymm Phyton > Drunk
Ellie Winters > what kind of ship do i need for this valhalla adventure?
Qymm Phyton > Anything you are willing to never see again.
Dbase NBI > can I fly my wife?
Kaldr Steinn > who is EWAR anchor?
Qymm Phyton > LA
Hideth Matsumoto > who is Logi anchor then?
Jaque Rivans > Qymm Phyton
Logan Aldeland > Qymm Phyton
Somi Zulfi > Qymm Phyton Hideth Matsumoto
Qymm Phyton > LITERALLY
Rezkin > Qymm Phyton la
Qymm Phyton > ME
Nidia Masters - 10:46am: They get fat when they eat
Qymm Phyton - 10:46am: so do you :ayyyy:
Nidia Masters - 10:46am: You know what you get?
Nidia Masters - 10:46am: Slapped
Fortune Ohu > where is the sun?
Novelty November > Which Sun?
Qymm Phyton > Generally that big glowing thing in the sky.
Qymm Phyton > David Eidolon Looks like it's gun optimals sit at 8,000m, so you want to be sitting on top of it.
Fortune Ohu > 6L78-1 no sun in this system
David Eidolon > Fortune Ohu Maybe its nightime
Nidia Masters - 9:50am: Stop shitting up this channel with Memes or I will shit up your Corp history with npc corps
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Qymm Phyton - 12:13am: I watch anime in the comfort of my own living room with the blinds drawn and a 9mm next to the door lest my co-workers come visit.
Keep your dokidokis and uguus out of internet spaceships and we'll all be better for it =3=
Qymm Phyton > Anybody need an NBI?
Qymm Phyton > I can feel brain melting during a bash op. Need to answer questions.
apollo Sutaman > can i get care package
apollo Sutaman > ive made a grave mistake
apollo Sutaman > i have 1 minute and 30 seconds
Qymm Phyton > what.
apollo Sutaman > i have 1 minute
Qymm Phyton > What do you need?
Thomas Viper > move ur ship
apollo Sutaman > self distruct had no confirm message
[REKTD]Dylana - 6:01pm: WE OUTSPORTSED THE OTHER SPORTS TEAM
[-10.0] Liara Enith - 6:01pm: Link km
Mercer Atruin > What skill lets you control more drones
Harry Sakovshi > drone
Harry Sakovski > drones*
John Profundis > Drones
Mercer Atruin > thx
Qymm Phyton - 1:47pm: @Mirriana Diamond @Mirriana Diamond @Mirriana Diamond @Mirriana Diamond
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: I had a dream last night that we taught a college level course
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: Where it was literally people just pulling in couches, doin' meditative stretch exercises and getting stoned off their minds while we read them astronomy facts
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: And I was like "yeah"
Mirriana Diamond - 1:48pm: lmfao
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: We'd just take turns talking to a powerpoint
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: And then some guy was like "oh shit I lost my credit card today" and I just up and left to go find it for him.
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: It was underneath a pop-up at the bookstore.
Qymm Phyton - 1:48pm: I called you back like "hey is the class still going ok" but you were too blitzed to give me a clear answer
Qymm Phyton - 11:44pm: "Hey guys my wife left me if you don't form Rorqs right this minute and mine with me I'm going to end it all Delta Comms"
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Mirriana Diamond - 10:15pm: Qymm's twice the whore that you are
Mirriana Diamond - 10:15pm: Wait no...
Qymm Phyton - 9:05pm: Someone eat my ass when I die
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Mirriana Diamond - 3:06pm: I don't get people who are like yeah when I go to taco bell i get a quesarito (best single item in my imo), 2 crunch wrap supremes, a nacho bell grande, 3 doritos locos tacos and a large drink
Dolan Duckman - 3:08pm: i usually get a 2 crunchwrap supremes (beef), a cheesy gordita crunch, 2 chili cheese burritos, fries, drink and maybe a couple soft shell tacos
Nidia Masters - 9:54pm: his voice sounds too much like mine and its fucking triggering the jesus out of me cause its an annoying as fuck voice
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*** - 10:18am: This girl has been giving me signs for two weeks
*** - 10:18am: So I'm making my move tomorrow
Mirriana Diamond - 10:18am: Is she deaf?
Sgt Starfish - 7:15pm: what are youu making
Mirriana Dimaond - 7:21pm: was that a question for qymm?
Sgt Starfish - 7:27pm: yeah
Mirriana Diamond - 7:53pm: ok let me give you a hint
Mirriana Diamond - 7:53pm: Qymm Phyton [9:17pm] [image.png] I'm making chili
Sgt Starfish - 7:54pm: hmmm pasta
Mirriana Diamond - 7:54pm: if you need it narrowed further [image.png - I'm making chili]
Sgt Starfish - 7:54pm: yes i know shes making something but what
Anthur Nakarkos - 01:06: timeline of events:
>rolen joins def
>def turns into a discussion about feet pics
COINCIDENCE????
Rolen Wessette - 01:15: I didn't bring that up ok
Qymm Phyton - 01:15: Thought I'd rile up the beans with my feet pics
Qymm Phyton - 01:15: Turns out they're actually gay, they weren't meming
Qymm Phyton - 01:15: They liked Avaren's better
Qymm Phyton - 8:08pm:
Dagon Crow - 8:27pm: what does that actually say?
Qymm Phyton - 8:47pm: Ыуад, что черт возьми, он сказал? Я должен был купить микрофон
[03:49:13] Qymm Phyton > Guys just because you put a line after a LiveJournal entry doesn't make it ok to argue in Bean-Intel, cut it out. Thank you.
[03:51:05] Disco Nunu > Qymm Phyton intel only
[03:52:22] Qymm Phyton > I'm a director you continental breakfast buffet
Qymm Phyton - 6:12pm: You wouldn't know a good domme if she was thumbscrewing your balls to the back of a rocking chair
---Johnny Trousersnake - 7:43pm: When I see "Roger Atoll is typing..." I know the posting quality is dropping faster than my past two claymores.
---Gobbins - 04/03/2019: seems like the worst use of money since roger signed up for college debt
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Gobbins - 10:23pm: the roger doomsday clock
Gobbins - 10:23pm: when it reaches 6 hrs without accidents, ww3 starts
Qymm Phyton - 6:44pm: JDC0 :nauseated:
Anthur Nakarkos - 6:46pm: @Qymm Phyton you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Roger Atoll pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins - 6:47pm
Nidia Masters - 22:35:
Mirriana Diamond - 12:43am: MTU drama is eternal
Jeremy Andedare - 12:43am: MTUs should auto salvage wrecks it tractors
Qymm Phyton - 12:44am: MTUs should biomass the owner if they get too close
Qymm Phyton - 22:17: :pepegahands:
Qymm Phyton - 22:17: Let's talk more about our embarassing pasts
Qymm Phyton - 22:17: @Nidia Masters What's the stupidest fandom forum you've posted on
Nidia Masters - 22:17: https://www.pandemic-horde.org
Qymm Phyton - 10:33pm: uwu who wants to get illumnaughty
---Qymm Phyton - 6:19pm: if anything were to happen to them I would kill everyone in this chat and then myself
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Qymm Phyton - 12/25/2018: AT WHAT POINT IS THIS CONSIDERED TOO FAR
Nidia Masters - 12/25/2018: long time ago
Kalbuir Skirate - 12/25/2018: cross the line
Qymm Phyton - 12/25/2018: Sigh, fine, where's my strap on
Chrisj Shakiel - 12/25/2018: the line is a little blurry
Chrisj Shakiel - 12/25/2018: see
Qymm Phyton - 12/25/2018: If we're doing landscaper orgy we're doing it properly
TIREHTOEOERI - 12/25/2018: :eyes:
Roger Atoll - 21:08: nidia relax
Roger Atoll - 21:08: Just like that time Gobbins said I wasn't retarded: it's a one-off
Qymm Phyton - 4:47am: Mmmh cmhere bb lemme reapply your thermal paste
---Gobbins - 10/27/2018: that was my favorite ratiaru i had all my anime in there wtf
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Catar Oramara - 6:26pm: @Mirriana Diamond did you ask qymm to update the jump bridges yet?
Mirriana Diamond - 6:27pm: y'all about to watch a suicide happen in real time
Mirriana - 6:27pm: @Qymm Phyton have you updated the jump bridge map yet?
Qymm Phyton - 6:28pm: I'm gonna go make avocado toast and cry into it
Nidia Masters - 02:20: @Qymm Phyton stop hanging around nidia
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Kryptik Kai - 4:17pm: @Dylana Aivo bullshit. men by and large literally don't care what women wear
Kryptik Kai - 4:17pm: you could wear a potato sack and still get wolf whistled
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: er
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: i mean
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: that is somewhat bullshit
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: you can love a girl and appreciate what she looks like but lets be honest
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: would you rather look at your girlfgriend in a sexy as fuck dress
Nidia Masters - 4:19pm: or wearing a mario t-shit and old jeans
Qymm Phyton - 4:21pm: kinda both tbh
Qymm Phyton - 4:21pm: The Mario shirt means SHE PLAYS VIDAYAGEMS
Qymm - 12:01pm: think about linguini-ing ASP
Qymm - 12:01pm: buying him a long island and just leaving him on the floor of the bar
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: oh my god
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: fuck
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: ur the worst
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: I unmuted to tlsak
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: for my part
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: and I clicked
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: discord
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: instead of my notes
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: saw
Qymm - 12:02pm: :rofl:
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: linguini
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: and laughed
Elo Knight - 12:01pm: talking rn while trying not to break out
Elo Knight - 10:54pm: sure
Elo Knight - 10:54pm: why are u orbit gate
Qymm - 10:58pm: WHAT I CAN"T HAVE FUN?
Qymm - 10:58pm: HUH?
Qymm - 10:58pm: WHAT IS THIS, SERIOUS GUYS ONLINE
Elo Knight - 10:58pm: :monkaignore:
Qymm - 10:58pm: WOW
Qymm - 10:58pm: ELITE PVP FC HERE
Qymm - 10:58pm: WOW
Elo Knight - 10:02am: wows
Elo Knight - 10:02am: nice
Elo Knight - 10:02am: qymm
Elo Knight - 10:02am: what did i say
Elo Knight - 10:02am: when u were in fleet
Elo Knight - 10:02am: last ngiht
Elo Knight - 10:02am: that was so funy
Qymm - 10:07am: Call in a bomb threat to school so the dude would make fleet
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: Also
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: I'm dying laughing
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: Just got in elevator
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: Guy has a big bag of flour
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: And I go
Elo Knight - 3:26pm: "Headed to a big party?"
Qymm - 3:27pm: kjsdhfjka
Elo Knight - 3:27pm: And he gave me the most disgusted look
Elo Knight - 3:27pm: I'm dead
Elo Knight: if we online this fort tonight im going to do a handstand under a butter churn and get fisted by it like an excited amish boy the night before his rumspringa
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[23:06:54] worksvw > anyone have a kink for karkinos guy
[23:07:05] Qymm Pho-Tai > Not particularly, he doesn't do it for me.
[23:07:05] worksvw > link
[18:07:59] Scorpius Major > well
[18:07:59] Scorpius Major > Itamo - Horde Can Suck Carlos Teats (The Provisional Sound of Thunder) come fight me
[18:08:34] Qymm Phyton > come say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens im ripped
[18:08:51] Scorpius Major > no ur not
[18:09:19] Qymm Phyton > you're gonna go to hogwarts
[18:09:21] Qymm Phyton > u'll get an owl
[18:09:26] Qymm Phyton > it'll deliver yer shitey mail
[18:09:44] Scorpius Major > lets g et one thing clear
[18:09:46] Scorpius Major > this is not hogwarts
[18:10:07] Qymm Phyton > and you're not employed
Noot Ghost > Qymm Phyton you look like one of those milfs from porn
Qymm Phyton > Noot Ghost excuse you
Qymm Phyton > I don't know what a "milf from porn" looks like, but I cannot imagine it looks like me
Noot Ghost > no no no
Noot Ghost > they don't look like you
Noot Ghost > you look like them
Qymm Phyton > Actually rude.
Ice Fraust > Noot Ghost dude... just stop... just... stop
Noot Ghost > but I like you
Noot Ghost > kinda nice
Noot Ghost > sorry
Fatal Huren > stop talking while you're not too far behind
Fatal Huren > notice 'while you're ahead' wasn't said
Noot Ghost > lack of sleep
Noot Ghost > how much can you make from an exploration site
Noot Ghost > made 20 mill
Qymm Phyton > About as much as a milf from porn makes.
Dangerous Daniel > LMFAo
Fatal Huren > rofl
Skinard Eudaria > Due to the fact you were a very good FC the last time I was part of your group. So that's why I'm happy to have you here.
Qymm Phyton > aww <3
Dinglebert Humperthwank > You are an aberationon the interwebs. A thousand men in hot pocket stained sweat pants want to be your friend.
Qymm Phyton > :GRIMACE3:
Skinard Eudaria > Dinglebert Humperthwank what the fuck lmfao
Jlnkins Leeroy > hahaha ^^ lmao
Dugan Kael > So eloquent and yet..
Dinglebert Humperthwank > xD
JInkins Leeroy > rofl
Skinard Eudaria > You forgot mountain dew stained as well
Qymm Phyton > You know I screenshot whenever these things happen right
Qymm Phyton > It all goes into a Dropbox folder called girlcringe
William Pierce - 10:09pm:
Impetus Potency-75 Glamourex Booster
Impetus Potency-50 Glamourex Booster
Morathia - 7:49pm: Hey i heard u watch anime
Qymm - 7:50pm: Move or you will be removed
Ben Akali - 00:33: Now I'm having seizures because of the towbar
Ben Akali - 00:33: Great right
Nidia Masters - 00:34: mazal tov
Moist Biscuit - 00:34: Oh no
Lisa Arrhyn - 00:34: Ah fuck that
Moist Biscuit - 00:34: 
Nidia Masters - 00:34: oh fuck lol
Qymm Phyton - 00:34: oh no
Ben Akali - 00:34: I mean, at least I'm not dead
Qymm Phyton - 00:34: oh no
Nidia Masters - 00:35: i cant stop laughing
Nidia Masters - 00:35: oh man im going to hell
Lilian - 11:35am: What was that excite emoji you use again?
Qymm - 11:35am: :excite:
Lilian - 11:35am: the orgasm one lol
Qymm - 11:35am: :ecstasy:
Qymm - 11:35am: mmmh
Lilian - 11:36am: thats me when 90 titans jump to my cyno owo
[regarding purging some botters]
Gobbins - 4:27pm: foetus yoetus
Solock - 4:36pm: I'm leaving my house. Can someone do the purging?
Qymm Phyton - 4:36pm: I'm on. Can't purge in space, but I have an idea.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: rofl.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: Set my JF pilot red.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: Jumped into system with him.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: The bots docked up.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: Purge.
Qymm Phyton - 4:49pm: :kekw:
Gobbins - 4:52pm: lmao 400 IQ
Gobbins - 4:52pm: thats not bad at all qymm
Elo Knight - 8:36pm: someone whispers bat mitzvah to me 3 times
Elo Knight - 8:36pm: and i explode
Qymm Phyton - 1:53pm: THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T GET LAID IN VEGAS, THEY COULDN'T HANDLE MY SCHMOVEMENT
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Elo Knight - 06/29/2018: I dress for the job I want
Elo Knight - 06/29/2018: when I fc, I stand in a garbage can
qymm - 7:55 PM: